am i right?

Jon was working in the kitchen, Brodie walks up to him and says,"Daddy. Daddy. Poop stinks, huh?"

never mind

After going potty Brodie asked me, "What would happen if I put my shorts in there?" I explained they wouldn't flush away and what would happen instead. I also explained what his punishment would be. He answered, "Oh. I won't do that then."

Kix

Brodie picked up a Kix from the floor. As I asked him to put it in the trash, he popped it into his mouth. He asked, "Am I gross?" I answered, "Yes." He responded, "Thanks."

new shirt

I was getting Brodie dressed. I helped him into a new T-shirt that has a monster truck on it. He loves this shirt and started dancing around because he was happy to wear it. I went in the closet to get his shoes, came back out and he had started dancing happily through the house. I called him back to his room to get his shoes on. He ran back to his room and said, "I got carried away."

slow driver

All four of us were in the car and Jon complained that the driver ahead of us was driving too slow. Katherine asked, "Where are they going?" Jon answered, "To hell in a hand basket." Brodie then said, "That is a long way off."

pizza

While eating pizza with black olives on top:
"Will you take these tire things off for me?"

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"Mommy, I have songs dancing in my head."