mean bird

This morning I was sweeping my front porch. I realized I had a little pile of bird droppings which needed more than a broom to get rid off. Brodie came out to see what I was doing with water. I explained the bird poo poo and he said, "That bird is mean for doing that. It should go somewhere else... (five second pause, and then in a whisper) ...where they like bird poo poo."